What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)