Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Because they're always footing the bill.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
It popped a wheelie.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because he ate too much of them.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
To sleep under it
