Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it