Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.