What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.