What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.