What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.