What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."