Flip Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.