Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.