Flip it upside-down.
For me, a year's supply.
4 or 5.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Turn the barstool upside down.