What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"