What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"