Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.