Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.