What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!