What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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To look sharp

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Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

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a Brexit

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?