How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!