What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus