What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...