What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What's Ludacris' favorite cheese?

GOUDA!

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.