Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."