What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda