What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.