Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !