Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.