Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.