What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.