What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall