How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)