How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload