nail the other hand to the floor.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.
Cover your ears with your hands
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..
Brothel sprouts.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Glue it to the floor.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
