What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.