What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"