Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Patrick Jokes More Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.