Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Anorexic Jokes More Anorexic Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Brown Woman Jokes More Brown Woman Jokes

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.