None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Very limited fonts.
Only 25...because there's Noel.
Don't Stop
Did your manners die too Use your words!
It is a flossy compression method.
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
He wanted to improve his bite.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Because they're stuck between a 69.
On the range!
Because everything isis
You follow the Fresh Prince
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
He got hit by a bus
