Because he left a residue at every pole.
A guard dog !
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
conics
They're always plotting against it.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Residue.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.