Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*