What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you