What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.