What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.