Hay Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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Nun is better!

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It goes chew, chew

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