Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !