You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
Sweet Nothings.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
They cell it.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
A piece of gum, you pervert!
