You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
Reality
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Tigers have stripes.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables."
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
To feed her nightmare.
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
A: Moo.
A mootation