What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.