What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.