Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.