Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Allahwho akbar

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Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!