Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!