What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.