What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.