What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison