What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.