What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.