Because they never have any sandwiches.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
None of them make the sandwiches.