Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!