Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the