Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.