Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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You herd me!"

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.