Use zodiac signs
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Cancer.
Cancer
Deaf
Because they never listen.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
Cancer!*
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The collie wobbles !
A collie-flower !
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Through sine language.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Babe, it's a valve!"
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
You herd me!"
You gotta Mufasa"
They wear mittens.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Garbage gets picked up!
Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.