Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What do you call a deaf Gynocologist?

A lip reader.

What do you call a gynecologist?

Lip Reader

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

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