What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !