Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist