Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.