Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions