Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions