What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.