What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life