What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin