What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.