How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!