How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !