Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Existential Crisis Jokes More Existential Crisis Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.