Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.