Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"